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Goldurnit

Misc. Rants and such

This is the place to be right here, the cutting edge. I will update this page the most. I like to think of this as being the "heart and soul" of this site, and i will undoubtably feel obligated to update it frequently, so come back soon. also check "whats new" for updates if you'd like, no wait, do it NOW! HINT: i rather like the third one...
cupid, why dont you choke cupid, your gay, what the hell. their is no godamn holiday for Erros, hallmark made one. nontheless cupid sucks because he represents all the shit that valintines day stands for. i hope he oils the turbine in this engine well.			Valintines Day = Waste of time/money Valintines Day is gay. I think its one of my least favorite holidays--by "least favorite" i dont mean that its one of my favorites but just the least, i mean its my most hated holiday. Its shit, Hallmark and bastards like that invented it. and they did it for money, not because they like you or anything they just want money. i think the government should step in and obliterate the entire holiday card market... with dynomite. dynomite rules. i once went to get a card for my mom for her birthday, i found one and proceeded to the checkout line and waited there until i finally got to the cashier. the lady told me the card was five bucks or something and i almost snapped my own neck. that clerk was a dumb slut. i restrained my self and grabbed the damn card away from her and said "your insane" or something and put it back. i guess i assumed it would be around 2 dollers at most, boy was i wrong. i think the store was krogers, they suck. i ended up writing down some corny shit on a used envelope and giving that to my mom, it had more meaning and costed me nothing. card companies are a crock of shit. i cant really blame them though because people bite like the fools they are and buy like ten cards every year. people are idiots, why for one day a year do they show their apparent "love" for their significant other. thats bullshit. I hate valintines day.
dirty frenchman frenchman suck. throughout history, no other group of people has sucked at more stuff then the french. even if america tried to screw up as much as the french do i think it would be impossable for us to catch up. joan of ark was a dirty french whore, du gaulle was a terrable military "mind" if you give him enough credit to have a mind at all, and peppe lapeou was also the worst, no...the only bad loony toon. the only cool frenchman in the history of france is La Hire because he was a knight that didnt take shit like the rest of his countrymen. La Hire said cool things like "zzee blood on La Hire's sword is almozzt dry!" in the third person, spoken like a true badass. i think he also invented croquet. Another gay thing about the french are their stupid beretts or however the hell you speel them. if i we're a sniper i would look for beretts. Add your link here Donald Trump- An insparation to us all i was watching tv just now and i saw this interview with donald trump. he was asked to comment on what micheal jackson might think when he looks in the mirror, Trump replied simply "he probably says 'What the fuck did i do to myself'" in a completely expressionless face. what an awsome rich guy. this got me thinking, donald trump is awsome. you see, trump is not your ordinary rich guy. unlike fag bill gates, donald trump knows the meaning of living it up and how to be the ultimate playboy. in his spare time don trump does great stuff like bang supermodels and run for president. trump buys buildings, yachts, and houses like a fat kid buys ice cream. he didnt get rich for no reason either, he's a damn good business man. trump is such a good business man he once loaned his name to a company for 5 million. holy shit. i wanna be just like donald trump when im older, not because he's rich but because he is the ultimate cocky bastard. Add your link here			frenchman "excuzze me monsiour, may i make zweet zweet love wiz zat sheep after you are done wiz it!"
			Donald Trump Donald Trump is seriously awsome, he is rich and fucking hilarius. i gave him this medal for being so awsome.