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who am i?
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I am no prophet, i am not your saviour, and i am certainly not a kangeroo, my goal is to inform.
Why should my "opinion" matter to you? My opinion matters because it is 99.9% correct, all of the time. Its more fact then opinion really, but i do it to please the people: i am a man for the people after all. The .1 percent that is left accounts for the times i am misunderstood and/or make a phonetical error. besides, 100% is gumpy nomatter what anyone tells you.
i understand that my spelling punctuation and grammer are frequently incorrect on on this website. the reason for this is because i dont think that these factors in any way obstruct the messages im trying to get across, deal with it foo.
for security reasons i infrequently go by the alter ego> lloyd |
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what am doing?
Hello and welcome to the page that may very well change your way of looking at the world. probably not. First of all, I am sorry for the pop-up adds, you see I am dirt poor and have no money, therefore this might be a second rate website experience, although i think the the fun quotient more then makes up for it! you might also notice if you are computer inclined that this is one of those premade website layouts, why yes, yes it is. lets just say i dont have time or patience to learn html crap. this just in...time and patience have come to me so i have started an html site.
With that said, i now can start with the main girth of this sites focus.
Mission statement: I strive to change your very being, disassemble your core beliefs, anahilate the various conspirici in the world and mold your mind like warm silly puddy. After this site exerts its influence upon you, you will be a savage, brutal world ass-kicking machine.
I feel like i should also say that this website is for the purpose of amusement, sort of a psuedo-hobby of mine, dont take any part of it too seriously. |
DANCE MONKEYS!
I fucking hate george bush and colon powel. |
Site Enhancements
This site is new and in a very gumpy point in its life, perhaps its at same stage as its owner?
sometimes you might see funny stuff like "this is a great place to put pictures of..." on this website. chances are i didnt write in that part yet and its still using the premade site suggestions, gumpy indeed.
NEW> i have begun to learn html. new html site
Coming soon-why the war in iraq is awesome
i will add a hate mail section if i ever get any. very doubtful though because i rule so much.
I am here
warm up round
There are some things that really nag at me sometimes, well alot of things. one of these things is fat people. i could go on and on about them, but ill leave that up to maddox. what i really want to say is fat people are really just people. (yes i know a bit much to swollow) Some fat people, despite their grotesquely mutated outer shell, have a chance to be good looking. Girls in particular, some might actually be good looking under that fat suit, but alas, the suit. As for all the other fat people, they are just fat and fat, no if ands or buts about it, they need to be sent into the sun (props to maddox). .(also props to my bro for pointing this thought out to me five minutes ago)
If you are very obese and are wondering which catagory you fall under, lose some weight and find out. Its simple really, if you lose weight, you have a chance of being physically attractive, and if it turns out your not, at least your somewhat healthier then you were. Alternativly, you could stay fat, and you would have no chance at any of these pros, plus you are probably going to die soon. |
what a stellar toddler
I was even great at a young age, observe my talents with the colored rings...
smart frigg'n person |
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